Long Term Relationship

“Hey, honey, are you still awake?”

“No, I’m sleeping.”

“But you just answered.”

“I said I’m asleep, dammit!”

“Okay.”

“I cannot have this conversation with you right now! You always do this when you can see that I’m asleep!”

“I said okay.”

“God!”

“Goodnight.”

“I’m alseep!!!!”