Ambition Coalition (and the elephants)

I reckon it’s about time to rebel against the screw-faced success of the ambition coalition I’m on a mission now It doesn’t cost you anything to smile once in a while But that’s probably the issue right there, isn’t it? There’s no value in it Likely I’ll never see a tooth cuz I’m a nobody,…

Slurs of Wisdom – from The Off-Kilter Advisory Board (TOKAB)

No, you’re not like them, but here’s the thing – you don’t have to be like them. Did you know that? Of course not, that’s why you’re here. You’re yet to figure it out for yourself, isn’t that so? They won’t tell you, of course. In fact, they’re pretty likely to tell you the opposite….

Gold Plated Cold Blooded

Thinking back on it now, I still believe that I would have played the whole situation in exactly the same way. In my shoes, you would have too. I’m positive about that. There was just no way to know. You could never have worked it out. Not to any degree of certainty. I mean, there…

Notions of Self

She didn’t like what she saw when she looked at her own image, but she hadn’t always felt that way. Once upon a time she was free. Everyone was. Free to just be, without a barrage of comparison and inadequacy pummelling us in the face with every wave of a finger. The foul image of…

Twits In Hits

I really like hats Just not when they’re worn by twats I used to love beer Til “craft” made it daft, now I usually just steer clear I really liked bicycles…when I was eight Now they tend to grate Especially on footpaths That turn into death traps When cyclist don’t slow down, instead they just…

The Tale of the Black Queen

Lexi sat on his board looking out across the desolate industrial landscape as he let out a deep and heavy sigh. The kind of sigh that you would expect to hear resonating from the cavernous chest of an infinite being upon whose shoulders the weight of an entire universe rested, yet here he was, just…

Suddenly Sasquatch

THE BELOW ACCOUNT IS MADE UP OF BOTH FICTIONAL AND FACTUAL EVENTS It was another one of those nights. The kind I complain about beforehand for weeks without, at any point, making moves to get out of actually going. I just like to complain, some say, but I’ve always seen it more as doing something…

An Answer In The Dark

Every night, she lay with eyes wide open in the pitch black of her windowless room. Though blinded by darkness, she embarked upon a tireless search through the motionless night. While most of her peers where at rest in their beds, snuggling with loved ones, snoring deep into dreams, her mind was ablaze, for she…

Glen

The more I get to know and meet new people in my life, the more I have come to realise that I’m somewhat of an over thinker. It’s not always a bad thing, over thinking, but sometimes I do think that I take the thoughts a little too far. Like, it’s not so much things…