I really like hats
Just not when they’re worn by twats
I used to love beer
Til “craft” made it daft, now I usually just steer clear
I really liked bicycles…when I was eight
Now they tend to grate
Especially on footpaths
That turn into death traps
When cyclist don’t slow down, instead they just mow you down
And if you do manage to turn around
It’s always too late to stop your toes from getting pounded into the ground
Arseholes
I still like beards though
Because they make a man look like a teddy bear
With his little fuzzy hair
Walking and talking like he hasn’t got a care
It’s not fair
I wish I could grow a beard
But I suppose that would look weird
But I really do like hats
(I just f*cking hate twats)
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Brilliant word-smithing!
Hee – thanks 🙂